My name is Cait and I listen to angry music.
If you are a false, don't entry, because you will be burned and died.
Some day I’m going to write a song in the style of Asking Alexandria.
And it’s just going to be a minute-long breakdown followed by a dancy synth bit followed by another minute-long breakdown.
And the lyrics will be as follows:
Oh my god
Oh my fucking god
Oh my god
Sweet Jesus fucking cock-Christ
Oh my god
Oh my fucking god
Oh my god
Cor blimey, that’s bloody outrageous
Oh my god
Oh my god
Oh my god
Bloody hell, mate
Oh my god
Oh my god
Oh my god
That really won’t do, old chap